Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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