Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
this will be a night to untag.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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