There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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