I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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