Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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