it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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