they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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