with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
