I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
