doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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