you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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