I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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