i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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