The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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