Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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