last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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