I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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