I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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