so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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