But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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