Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
