i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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