ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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