Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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