cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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