Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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