You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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