There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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