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well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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