My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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