Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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