I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize