I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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