he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Randomize
