Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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