YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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