have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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