just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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