blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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