Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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