Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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