Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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