the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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