one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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