Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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