I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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