Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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