no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
her vagine was all disorganized.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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