I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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