I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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