i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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