Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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