If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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