...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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