I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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