He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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