BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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