I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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